What the Bible means
A father was approached by his small son who told him proudly, I know what the Bible1 means! His father smiled and replied, What do you mean, you \'know\' what the Bible means?The son replied, I do know! Okay, said his father. What does the Bible mean? That\'s easy, Daddy... the young boy replied excitedly, It stands for \'Basic Information Before Leaving Earth.\'
